Wooden Sign - Two Tiered - Knocking Comes With Risks

Give your visitors a hilariously honest fair warning before they ring the bell with our Knocking Comes With Risks Two-Tiered Wooden Sign! Combining cheeky humor with shimmering glitter finishes, this sign is guaranteed to bring a smile (or a hesitate-before-knocking moment) to anyone at your doorstep.

The upper main plaque features a warm natural wood stain with a sparkling glitter-infused "Welcome", framed by a sparkling glitter outer border, leafy vine scrollwork, and an engraved line art silhouette of two figures embracing. Hanging underneath from sturdy black metal hardware rings, the lower tier delivers the hilarious warning in sparkling purple script: "We Aren't Nudists Per Se, But Knocking Comes With Risks."

Measuring 15" wide by 12" high, this two-tiered sign is an eye-catching piece for your front door, entryway, porch, or back patio. Precision cut, engraved, hand-painted with glitter accents, and assembled entirely in-house from high-quality 6mm birchwood, each sign comes ready to hang with durable black metal chain hardware.

Key Features

Playful Two-Tier Humor: Upper "Welcome" plaque featuring line-art silhouette artwork paired with a lower hanging tier warning guests about what might answer the door.

Sparkling Glitter Accents: Finished with shimmering glitter along the border, main lettering, and lower tier text for extra charm and visibility.

In-House Handcrafted Quality: Cut, engraved, hand-stained, painted, glittered, and assembled in-house using sturdy 6mm birchwood.

Ready to Hang: Pre-assembled with black metal connecting rings and a top hanging chain for quick setup on doors, walls, or porch hooks.

Dimensions & Details

Dimensions: 15" Wide x 12" Height (overall assembled size including lower tier).

Materials: 6mm Baltic birchwood, wood stain, acrylic/glitter paint, black metal chain, and connecting jump rings.

Usage: Front door sign, entryway decor, covered porch decor, housewarming gag gift, funny gift for couples.

Care Instructions: Suitable for indoor or covered outdoor use (such as a covered porch). Wipe clean with a dry or slightly damp soft cloth.

Please Note: Because each sign is cut from real birchwood and hand-stained, glittered, and painted in-house, slight variations in wood grain, color tone, and glitter placement are natural characteristics of handcrafted woodwork. Each piece is uniquely one of a kind.