I Don’t Sing in the Shower I Perform Tee

This lightweight cotton tee shares a wink with anyone who treats their bathroom like a stage. Soft, breathable Airlume combed cotton and a classic crew neckline make it comfortable enough for daily wear and bold enough to carry the playful message: “I don’t sing in the shower — I perform.” The clean black script and decorative flourishes sit centered on a crisp white canvas, so the humor reads clearly from a distance. Built with side seams, ribbed collar, shoulder tape and a tear-away label, it holds shape through repeated wear and stays comfortable against the skin. Ethically produced and REACH certified, it’s an easy layer for rehearsals, casual hangouts, or relaxed mornings at home.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)
- Retail fit with crew neckline for a classic look
- Durable construction: side seams, ribbed collar with seam, and shoulder tape
- Print methods ensure crisp, detailed designs (DTF/DTG used by providers)
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, ethically manufactured

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean