{"product_id":"wooden-sign-two-tiered-welcome-mad-haouse","title":"Wooden Sign - Two Tiered - Mad House","description":"\u003cp\u003eGive visitors a fair warning about the household dynamic with our \u003cb\u003eWe're All Mad Here \/ New Flavor Of Crazy Two-Tiered Wooden Sign\u003c\/b\u003e! Blending dark gothic humor with charming floral accents, this piece sets a uniquely unhinged tone right at your front door. The upper main plaque features a warm wood stain with a bold, dark purple \u003ci\u003e\"Welcome\"\u003c\/i\u003e, framed by a screaming portrait artwork, floral motifs, a dark green border, and a field of reaching creepy hands below.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHanging underneath from sturdy black metal rings, the lower tier delivers the real punchline: \u003ci\u003e\"We're All Mad Here. Hope You Brought A New Flavor Of Crazy!\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeasuring 15\" wide by 12\" high, this two-tiered sign is an ideal focal point for your front entryway, porch, or living area. Precision cut, engraved, hand-painted, and assembled entirely in-house from high-quality 6mm birchwood, each sign comes ready to hang with durable black metal chain hardware.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHumorous Two-Tier Design:\u003c\/b\u003e Upper \"Welcome\" plaque featuring gothic art paired with a lower hanging tier warning guests about your home's unique chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHand-Painted \u0026amp; Engraved Details:\u003c\/b\u003e Features detailed line-art engravings of reaching hands, floral scrollwork, a screaming figure, and hand-painted accent tones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn-House Handcrafted Quality:\u003c\/b\u003e Cut, engraved, hand-stained, painted, and assembled in-house using sturdy 6mm birchwood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eReady to Hang:\u003c\/b\u003e Pre-assembled with black metal connecting rings and a top hanging chain for easy hanging on doors, walls, or porch hooks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eDimensions \u0026amp; Details\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 15\" Wide x 12\" Height (overall assembled size including lower tier).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/b\u003e 6mm Baltic birchwood, wood stain, acrylic paint, black metal chain, and connecting jump rings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUsage:\u003c\/b\u003e Front door sign, entryway decor, covered porch decor, funny gift for chaotic family homes and friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Suitable for indoor or covered outdoor use (such as a covered porch). Wipe clean with a dry or slightly damp soft cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci\u003eBecause each sign is cut from real birchwood and hand-stained and painted in-house, slight variations in wood grain, color tone, and minor paint application are natural characteristics of handcrafted woodwork. Each piece is uniquely one of a kind.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ginger-Charm LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52754532139293,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/0919\/4013\/files\/20260809_114355.jpg?v=1786495513","url":"https:\/\/ginger-charm.com\/products\/wooden-sign-two-tiered-welcome-mad-haouse","provider":"Ginger-Charm LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}