{"product_id":"wooden-sign-two-tiered-welcome-just-kidding-go-away","title":"Wooden Sign- Two Tiered - Welcome \/ Just Kidding, Go Away","description":"\u003cp\u003eGreet your guests with a classic look and a touch of cheeky humor! Our \u003cb\u003eWelcome \/ Just Kidding Go Away Two-Tiered Wooden Sign\u003c\/b\u003e combines traditional rustic charm with a playful twist. The upper main plaque features a warm wood stain with a boldly engraved \"Welcome\" topped by a vibrant, hand-painted red rose and green leaf accent. Hanging below from sturdy black hardware rings, the lower tier delivers the real punchline in elegant script: \u003ci\u003e\"Just Kidding. Go Away!\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeasuring 15\" wide by 12\" high, this two-tiered sign is the perfect size for your front door, porch, entryway, or gate. Precision cut, engraved, hand-painted, and assembled entirely in-house from high-quality 6mm birchwood, each piece comes ready to hang with durable black metal chain hardware.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHumorous Two-Tier Design:\u003c\/b\u003e Upper \"Welcome\" plaque paired with a lower hanging tier that adds a sarcastic, funny twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHand-Painted Rose Detail:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a deeply engraved red rose and green leaves painted by hand for a pop of classic color against the natural wood grain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn-House Handcrafted Quality:\u003c\/b\u003e Cut, engraved, hand-stained, painted, and assembled in-house using sturdy 6mm birchwood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eReady to Hang:\u003c\/b\u003e Pre-assembled with black metal connecting rings and a top hanging chain for easy installation on doors, walls, or porches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eDimensions \u0026amp; Details\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 15\" Wide x 12\" Height (overall assembled size including lower tier).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/b\u003e 6mm Baltic birchwood, wood stain, acrylic paint, black metal chain, and connecting jump rings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUsage:\u003c\/b\u003e Front door wreath alternative, entryway sign, covered porch decor, funny gift for introverts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Suitable for indoor or covered outdoor use (such as a covered porch). Wipe clean with a dry or slightly damp soft cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci\u003eBecause each sign is cut from real birchwood and hand-stained and painted in-house, slight variations in wood grain, color tone, and minor brush details are natural characteristics of handcrafted woodwork. Each piece is uniquely one of a kind.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ginger-Charm LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52754500747549,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/0919\/4013\/files\/20260809_114301.jpg?v=1786494830","url":"https:\/\/ginger-charm.com\/products\/wooden-sign-two-tiered-welcome-just-kidding-go-away","provider":"Ginger-Charm LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}