{"product_id":"wooden-sign-two-tiered-we-do-weird-here","title":"Wooden Sign - Two Tiered - We Do Weird Here","description":"\u003cp\u003eEmbrace your love for the strange, unexplainable, and bizarre with our \u003cb\u003eWe Do Weird Here  Two-Tiered Wooden Sign\u003c\/b\u003e! Perfectly designed for households that wear their quirky nature like a badge of honor, this door plaque combines cryptids, sci-fi humor, and colorful hand-painted details.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe upper main plaque features a warm wood stain with multicolored \u003ci\u003e\"Welcome\"\u003c\/i\u003e lettering, framed by an engraved illustration of a UFO tractor-beaming Bigfoot riding a unicorn. Hanging underneath from black hardware rings, the lower tier features dancing green alien graphics alongside the ultimate entryway disclaimer: \u003ci\u003e\"We Do Weird Here. You've Been Warned!\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeasuring 15\" wide by 12\" high, this two-tiered sign is an eye-catching statement piece for your front door, entryway, porch, or game room. Precision cut, engraved, hand-painted, and assembled entirely in-house from high-quality 6mm birchwood, each piece comes ready to hang with durable black metal chain hardware.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eQuirky Two-Tier Design:\u003c\/b\u003e Upper \"Welcome\" plaque featuring cryptid line art paired with a lower hanging tier warning guests about your home's unique vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHand-Painted Sci-Fi \u0026amp; Cryptid Art:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a UFO tractor beam, Bigfoot riding a unicorn, dancing aliens, and multicolored stained lettering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn-House Handcrafted Quality:\u003c\/b\u003e Cut, engraved, hand-stained, painted, and assembled in-house using sturdy 6mm birchwood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eReady to Hang:\u003c\/b\u003e Pre-assembled with black metal connecting rings and a top hanging chain for easy installation on doors, walls, or porch hooks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eDimensions \u0026amp; Details\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 15\" Wide x 12\" Height (overall assembled size including lower tier).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/b\u003e 6mm Baltic birchwood, wood stain, acrylic paint, black metal chain, and connecting jump rings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUsage:\u003c\/b\u003e Front door sign, entryway decor, covered porch decor, funny housewarming gift for sci-fi, UFO, and cryptid fans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Suitable for indoor or covered outdoor use (such as a covered porch). Wipe clean with a dry or slightly damp soft cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci\u003eBecause each sign is cut from real birchwood and hand-stained and painted in-house, slight variations in wood grain, color tone, and minor paint application are natural characteristics of handcrafted woodwork. Each piece is uniquely one of a kind.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ginger-Charm LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52754581422365,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/0919\/4013\/files\/20260809_114543.jpg?v=1786496658","url":"https:\/\/ginger-charm.com\/products\/wooden-sign-two-tiered-we-do-weird-here","provider":"Ginger-Charm LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}