{"product_id":"wooden-sign-two-tiered-knocking-comes-with-risks","title":"Wooden Sign - Two Tiered - Knocking Comes With Risks","description":"\u003cp\u003eGive your visitors a hilariously honest fair warning before they ring the bell with our \u003cb\u003eKnocking Comes With Risks Two-Tiered Wooden Sign\u003c\/b\u003e! Combining cheeky humor with shimmering glitter finishes, this sign is guaranteed to bring a smile (or a hesitate-before-knocking moment) to anyone at your doorstep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe upper main plaque features a warm natural wood stain with a sparkling glitter-infused \u003ci\u003e\"Welcome\"\u003c\/i\u003e, framed by a sparkling glitter outer border, leafy vine scrollwork, and an engraved line art silhouette of two figures embracing. Hanging underneath from sturdy black metal hardware rings, the lower tier delivers the hilarious warning in sparkling purple script: \u003ci\u003e\"We Aren't Nudists Per Se, But Knocking Comes With Risks.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeasuring 15\" wide by 12\" high, this two-tiered sign is an eye-catching piece for your front door, entryway, porch, or back patio. Precision cut, engraved, hand-painted with glitter accents, and assembled entirely in-house from high-quality 6mm birchwood, each sign comes ready to hang with durable black metal chain hardware.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePlayful Two-Tier Humor:\u003c\/b\u003e Upper \"Welcome\" plaque featuring line-art silhouette artwork paired with a lower hanging tier warning guests about what might answer the door.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSparkling Glitter Accents:\u003c\/b\u003e Finished with shimmering glitter along the border, main lettering, and lower tier text for extra charm and visibility.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn-House Handcrafted Quality:\u003c\/b\u003e Cut, engraved, hand-stained, painted, glittered, and assembled in-house using sturdy 6mm birchwood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eReady to Hang:\u003c\/b\u003e Pre-assembled with black metal connecting rings and a top hanging chain for quick setup on doors, walls, or porch hooks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eDimensions \u0026amp; Details\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 15\" Wide x 12\" Height (overall assembled size including lower tier).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/b\u003e 6mm Baltic birchwood, wood stain, acrylic\/glitter paint, black metal chain, and connecting jump rings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUsage:\u003c\/b\u003e Front door sign, entryway decor, covered porch decor, housewarming gag gift, funny gift for couples.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Suitable for indoor or covered outdoor use (such as a covered porch). Wipe clean with a dry or slightly damp soft cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci\u003eBecause each sign is cut from real birchwood and hand-stained, glittered, and painted in-house, slight variations in wood grain, color tone, and glitter placement are natural characteristics of handcrafted woodwork. Each piece is uniquely one of a kind.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ginger-Charm LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52754556453149,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/0919\/4013\/files\/20260809_114453.jpg?v=1786496392","url":"https:\/\/ginger-charm.com\/products\/wooden-sign-two-tiered-knocking-comes-with-risks","provider":"Ginger-Charm LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}